Thursday, July 25, 2019

THE WITCHES’ MOUNTAIN (aka El monte de las brujas)

The Witches' Mountain Movie Review

A photographer and a writer end up in a castle which backs up to a mountain--this doesn't sound like much, but would you be more interested if I told you this mountain was home to coven of witches (not an oven full of witches!)? Don't get any more excited upon hearing this, because this 1970's Spanish horror film is boring stacked on top of dull and topped with mind-numbing. We start off with a scene that is so different from the rest of the movie you wonder if it was actually meant for another movie and was accidentally put into this one. Our "hero" is some guy who yells...and yells...and yells, for seemingly no reason at all. Practically nothing at all happens in this movie until the very end, and even that is fairly uneventful. This movie really only has three things going for it...

This chick

This dude

...and some nice music. Are these reasons enough to watch The Witches' Mountain? No...no they're not.


On A Scale Of One To Ten: 3



The Witches' Mountain Entire Movie

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