Thursday, June 24, 2010


 Prime Evil Movie Review

A group of satanic monks capture virgin women so they can drink their blood, all in the name of Satan. This 1988 film is really, really bad, and not in an entertaining way. Yes, the acting is terrible, the plot makes no sense, and the dialogue is mind numbing--this is all acceptable as long as there is something interesting going on; here, there is nothing. Prime Evil is as boring as you can possibly imagine. The borderline retarded janitor/killer has his moments here and there, there is a bit of senseless nudity thrown in, and Satan himself makes an appearance at one point, providing the only glimmer of entertainment in the film.

Hello Satan

In fact, he is so laughably bad that he brought this waste of time up a point. This is the worst of the Gore House collection.

On A Scale Of One To Ten: 3

Prime Evil Red Band Trailer (it contains nudity in an attempt to make the movie look at least somewhat interesting)

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