Sunday, February 7, 2010


The Madmen of Mandoras Movie Review

A group of Americans are kidnapped and taken to Mandoras, where a small army of madmen, lead by the head of Adolph Hitler (you read that right...his head) plan to release a gas that will kill everybody.


I cannot state enough how bad this movie is. It is dreadfully dull, the acting, with the exception of Dani Lynn as Suzanne (a small role), is horrible, the dialogue is a joke and the fake accents in “Mandoras” (a fictional country) are unbearable. The only reason it even gets any score at all is because I got a good laugh watching the scenes go from day to night as soon as people got in a car and back to day when they got out, and because the fate of Hitler’s head made me laugh pretty hard, reminding me of a scene from Killer Nerd. Interestingly, some years later another company took this disaster, added twenty more minutes to it, and released it as They Saved Hitler's Brain. This movie is only 73 minutes long but it seemed twice that. Put simply, this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

On A Scale Of One To Ten: 2

The trailer is MUCH better than the movie itself.

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